Josh Homme Gets Penis Stuck to Frozen Metal Pole

In a scene right out of ‘A Christmas Story”, musician Josh Homme had to be rescued by The Fire Department after a crazy dare by friends. However it was not his tongue stuck to the metal pole, it was an appendage located further South.

After a long night of drinking, Homme gave in to peer pressure. Josh was double and triple dog dared to put his penis against a metal pole in Vancouver, British Columbia. Homme insisted to friends that it was just an old wives tale. He insisted that neither a tongue or any other body part will stick to a metal pole in the cold. 

He Was Triple Dog Dared

At this point Homme accepted the dare and attached his penis to the metal pole and laughed in his friends face. After 30 seconds he stopped laughing and realized he was in fact stuck to the pole. Homme was in excruciating pain and freezing. His friends could not help him as they were laughing hysterically at the big goon.  

Eventually a neighbor stopped laughing long enough to call the Fire Department. “It was quite the sight” said firefighter John Garcia, “he was standing there bare assed with his member  stuck to the pole”. “We tried pulling, but we finally got him loose after pouring warm urine on the pole.” 

Josh Homme Penis Stuck

Homme was once in the news for kicking a female photographer, Chelsea Lauren, in the face during a concert. Chelsea laughed when she heard the news of Mr Homme getting stuck to a pole. “I would call that Instant Karma”, said Miss Lauren. “He is such a douche!”

Homme is founder of many very mediocre rock bands including “Queens of the Stone Age” and “Eagles of Death Metal”. No one is quite sure of any songs these bands created, and cannot figure out why they are remotely famous or popular. Many critics say that Homme is proof that rich kids cannot create good music, as Homme is from a wealthy family in Palm Desert California. 

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