Johnny Rotten Throws Poison Sausage to Homeless in LA!

Sex Pistols rocker Johnny Rotten is taking action about the Los Angeles homeless crisis. The crisis has gripped most of the state but he is concerned with his swanky neighborhood of Venice Beach.

Rotten, aka John Lydon has begun a program of distributing poison sausages to the vagrants. He has been throwing the sausages from his car window, but soon plans to airdrop them. “I can cover a lot more ground from the air” says Rotten.

Dirty, Smelly & Aggressive

The punk icon says his multi-million dollar home has been vandalized and that his family is “struggling to cope” with the surge of “vagrants” in the area. “They moved in en masse. They’re all young, they’re all like 24,” Rotten ranted. “They are all dirty, smelly and aggressive. I can’t even enjoy the beach because the sand is covered with needles and poop.”

Johnny Rotten Throws Poison Sausage to Homeless in LA! — John Lydon – Homeless Hunter

Lydon originally began shooting the homeless with a tranquilizer gun and relocating them to Marky Ramone’s neighborhood. “That didn’t work because not even the homeless want to be around Marky Ramone and they would find their way back” said Lydon.

The recipe for the sausages, as reported by Lydon, includes kangaroo meat, chicken fat, herbs, spices and a poison called 1080 that is deadly to the homeless. It takes 15 minutes for a homeless vagrant to be killed after eating the contaminated sausage. The poison sausages will not harm pets or real people with houses.

Local authorities say that this is all perfectly legal. It is permitted as long as Mr. Lydon has a hunting license. The town distributes a limited number of hunting licenses to local residents. Each applicant will receive a Homeless Trapping License, an area specific harvest permit, and two tags, authorizing the holder to harvest 500 homeless. The harvest areas and hunt dates are specific for each permit, and the permit specifies the boundaries or limitations of the harvest area.

*Photo Stranded on Venice Beach By FeiFeiLee Licensed Under CC By SA 2.0