John Lydon To Star as “Winston The Excrement” on Disney+

John Lydon will be starring in a new cutting edge punk rock version of Winnie the Pooh. The cartoon reboot will have Lydon voicing Winston the Excrement. Winston is a foul mouthed, cynical, hard drinking, chain smoking bear.

Winston the Excrement is a satirical adult cartoon based on the beloved Winnie the Pooh series. There will be similarities but they will be turned upside down. Winston and his friends live in the hundred acre junkyard and have many crazy adventures. They have a rock band and are also petty criminals.

John Lydon in Winston & Friends

Winston’s friends will be based on the original crew but will be slightly off. Piglet will be PigVomit and will be voiced by Iggy Pop. Tigger will be known as Tweaker and played by Dave Grohl. Johnny Depp will lend his voice to Crystal Robin, Samuel L Jackson as the Donkey, Henry Rollins as the Rabbit, Alice Cooper as the Owl and Courtney Love as the Kangaroo.

John Lydon To Star as “Winston The Excrement” on Disney+

Quentin Tarantino and Tim Burton have teamed up to create the new exciting adult cartoon. Tarantino stated, “Winston and his crew live in an abandoned building located in a junk yard. They run a crime ring and each episode will be based on scenes from one of our movies. The first episode will be a Reservoir Dogs thing. The Pulp Fiction scenes are hilarious, you are going to love it.”

Pants

Lydon commented, “I am excited for this project. The first thing I demanded however, is that they put some pants on Winston. Winnie walked around bare assed wearing nothing but an ill fitting red shirt. Put some clothes on him I yelled, there’s children watching this stuff.”

Each episode of Winston the Excrement will have the crew jamming to a classic punk or hard rock song. Closing episode one, the boys will jam out to the Sex Pistols classic, “Bodies”. Winston will air Sundays on Disney+. It is an homage to the Wonderful World of Disney days when families would sit around every Sunday and watch Disney together.