John Lydon Crashes Coronation Disguised as Meghan Markle

John Lydon Crashes Coronation. John Lydon crashed the Coronation of King Charles today disguised as Meghan Markle. Lydon’s entrance caused quite the stir as Markle is persona non grata at Buckingham Palace, Westminster Abbey and the UK in general.

There is a lot of tension between King Charles his red headed step child Harry and his wife Meghan. Harry and Meghan left the royal family and want to live a quiet undisturbed life. A life that should only be disturbed by endless TV Interviews, documentaries, books, memoirs and puppet shows.

John Lydon Crashes Coronation

Meghan was quietly asked not to attend the sacred ceremony. Harry showed up solo and the event got off to a quiet start. However, the Pomp and pageantry was interrupted when John Lydon came barging into Westminster Abbey disguised as Meghan Markle. Lydon was wearing the white hat and outfit previously worn by Markle. The crowd gasped, women fainted and Charles called for the royal guard to seize her.

No one knew that it was Lydon under that dress. Comments came from the crowd that Markle never looked better. Charles swung his golden scepter and threw his Sovereign Orb at what he thought was Meghans skull. Lydon dodged and ducked and swung from the chandeliers like a swashbuckling captain Jack Sparrow.

Eventually Lydon was apprehended and his disguise was pulled off like an episode of Scooby Doo. “You Meddling Punk” yelled King Charles. “You Mr. Rotten have been a thorn in my side since 1976 and I hereby sentence you to the gallows.” Lydon laughed as he knows Charles has less authority than the local dog catcher.

Lydon is quite the prankster. Prior to crashing the event, John mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown in just two days. Last year Lydon attended the jubilee dressed as Queen Elizabeth. The Queen had a good laugh and the two became fast friends.