Joe Biden Names “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” Woman as Running Mate

Joe Biden has announced his running mate for the 2020 Presidential election and surprisingly it is viral sensation, ‘Sweet Brown’.

Kimberly “Sweet Brown” Wilkins, rose to fame in 2012 for her now famous catchphrase “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That”. Wilkins was being interviewed after having escaped a fire in an Oklahoma City apartment complex. 

The video went viral and garnered Sweet Brown many appearances on television, including a visit to ‘The View’. Joy Behar declared Sweet Brown to be “a National Treasure and the greatest woman to ever live.” Sweet also appeared in ‘A Madea Christmas’, as well as Shakespeare in the Park and a one woman broadway play. 

During a press conference to announce Sweet Brown, Joe Biden said “I love Sweet Brown, she is delightful. She reminds me of Prissy in Gone With the Wind. Hey Sweet come over here and do that ‘I don’t know nothing bout birthing no babies routine. It’s a hoot.”

Biden announced earlier this year that he would pick a woman as his running mate. The speculation was that it would be Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Stacy Abrahams or maybe even Cardi B, but no one was expecting Sweet Brown. A lot of feathers have been ruffled in the Democratic party with this pick. 

“Yes i know Sweet Brown as Vice President is a controversial choice, said Biden, “My keepers kept pressuring me to pick one of those other gals, but those dames are boring, Sweet has spunk. Think of the possibilities. Whenever a reporter asks a question, Sweet can chime in with Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That! It will be hilarious.