Joe Biden Claims He Was The Model for Sticky Fingers Album Cover

Joe Biden made a bizarre claim today during a press conference. Joe claimed that he was the model for the cover of the Rolling Stones 1971 classic album, “Sticky Fingers”. The album is considered one of the finest ever recorded and features original artwork by Andy Warhol. The cover showed a picture of a man in tight jeans. Plus there was a working zipper that opened to reveal underpants.

That’s Me Jack

“That’s me Jack” said Joe pointing to the album cover. To further illustrate his point Joe dropped his trousers and held the album cover to his torso for comparison. He threw in a few pelvic thrusts for good measure before being escorted out of the press conference.

The White House press secretary later clarified that Biden did not in fact say that he was the model for the album cover. “Maybe you said that” yelled whatshername at confused reporters. “Did you ever think of that? The prez meant to say that he likes the music on the album, that’s all.”

At this point Joe burst back in and explained, “Come on man that is me. Back then I worked my way through Harvard modeling. I was a stud, Warhol wanted me bad. I was about meeting girls, meeting guys, you know the thing. It was the 60s man, I was wild, anything goes. To be honest with you though I had a cucumber in my pants. Truth be told I am hung like a tube of chapstick, no joke.”

Sticky Fingers

The album’s artwork conceived by Andy Warhol, showed a close-up of a jeans-clad male crotch with the visible outline of a wiener. The cover featured a working zipper and perforations around the belt buckle that opened to reveal a sub-cover image of white briefs. The cover photo was assumed by many fans to be an image of Mick Jagger, but the people actually involved at the time of the photo shoot claim that Warhol had several different men photographed (Jagger was not among them) and never revealed which shots he used. Among the candidates, Jed Johnson, his twin brother Jay, Factory artist and designer Corey Tippin, Warhol “superstar” Joe Dallesandro, Henry Kissinger and young Joe Biden.