Jimmy Page Burns Robbie Williams House Down Ending Feud

Rock legend Jimmy Page brought his long simmering feud with neighbor, singer Robbie Williams, to a boil. Page was fed up with Williams’ nonsense and decided to torch the annoying neighbors house. Following a viewing of the new documentary on Williams, Page went over the edge.

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Basically The Led Zeppelin guitarist Page, has been having a nasty feud with his neighbor Robbie Williams over Williams’ plans to renovate his home. Williams’ renovation plans include a new basement, 3 solariums, a petting zoo, a helicopter pad, and badminton court.

As has been noted, Page has been vocally opposed to the renovation, as he is concerned the renovations could damage his own home. “I am extremely concerned that this work will cause vibrations and possible structural damage with my house” said Page. Page owns a historic home built in 1881 by architect William Burges.

Jimmy Page Burns Robbie Williams House Down Ending Feud

Robbie Williams, best known for singing some crappy pop songs and being in a boy band, called Page mentally ill and has taken to criticizing Page on stage and in social media. Jimmy replied by saying, “Robbie Williams is half a sissy and I should slap him silly.”

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Well it seems Page has gotten the last laugh. Page, dressed like Rambo and armed with a flame thrower, kicked the door in at Williams’ home. Williams ran for his life, as Page set blaze to the house. “I told you this guy was mentally ill” cried Williams. By the time fire engines arrived, the house was burnt to the ground, and Page was sitting there smiling and smoking a cigarette.

At this point Police questioned Jimmy Page and released him. Asked why they let him go, Inspector Rathbone said “He’s Jimmy Page! Whole lotta love, Kashmir, Stairway to Heaven. He is a god. He can do whatever he wants!” Police then fined Williams $100 for being a douche.