Jimmy Buffett Attacks Police Horse With a Shovel!

Jimmy Buffett is accused of attacking a police horse with a shovel in NYC!

Buffett, 71, was in town to check on the status of his new Margaritaville Restaurant in Times Square NYC. The trouble started when Buffett took offense to a police horse that used the bathroom in front of his property. Buffett set out with a shovel in hand to clean up the mess. 

Onlookers say that Buffett flung the crap at the horse, then attacked the innocent animal with the shovel. Unprovoked. 

However, Buffett had a different story. “I went out with the shovel just to clean up the horse crap” said Buffett “but then the horse was looking at me. I yelled at him to stop looking at me, and I swear he laughed at me. I then flung the crap at the horse, and he drop kicked me right in the knee cap. I lost it and ran after him with the shovel.”

Buffett struck the horse with the shovel and then began punching the horse in the face, neck and shoulder area,” the NYPD said in a statement to Madhouse Magazine News. The department said the officer who was riding the horse was also struck in the legs during the incident. Another officer saw the alleged attack and arrested Buffett, police said. Led away in handcuffs, Buffett was screaming “the horse was looking at me, I will make sure we serve that horse at our restaurant!”

Neither the horse nor the officer that was riding it were injured in the incident, according to police.Buffett however lost a knee cap, and was charged with assault of law enforcement officer, cruelty to animals and aggravated assault, police said.

*Notice – this is satire and from last year – you are dumb if you believe it!