Jerry Lee Lewis Viagra Horror! 48 Hr. Erection Ends in Gangrene of the Penis!

The reports of Jerry Lee Lewis’ death have been greatly exaggerated. The Legendary rocker is still alive, but he did almost have his penis amputated, after he over loaded on Viagra.

Viagra, aka the little blue pill, is renowned worldwide for providing a lift in the bedroom. However, for some men, Viagra gave them a much harder time than they expected. There are all sorts of horror stories dotted around the internet – many of which are hard not to chuckle at. Jerry Lee’s experience is one of those.

The Killer

Jerry Lee Lewis, known as “The Killer” has always been a hell raiser, and is often referred to as “rock & roll’s first great wild man.” Lewis took 7 little blue pills, and a shot of “fix-a-flat”, in an attempt to impress his 19 year old girl friend “Lupe Gonzalez”. Lewis suffered a 2 day erection, and went to the hospital complaining of pain, burning and swelling.

“It started out as the best night of my life” said Lewis. “I felt like I was 20 years old again. I was having more sex than a Louisiana family reunion. They call me Killer because I slay people. I was throwing Lupe around like a rag doll. I was busier than a 1 legged man in a butt kicking contest. After our tenth encounter of the night, I started to feel a lot of pain, and my nuts were burning like that time I got the clap from that Ladyboy in Bangkok.”

Inflamed, Fractured & Gangrenous

Doctors found the elderly rocker’s penis to be inflamed, fractured and showing signs of gangrene. “The patient showed bruising on the testicles and penis, and in an effort to stop the gangrene from spreading to the rest of Lewis’s body, doctors said they had no option but to remove the penis.” Dr Frank Weiner told Madhouse. Apparently Lewis pulled a gun on the Doctors, and said “No one is taking my di*k.” Doctors worked diligently to save the penis and fix the gangrene. Jerry Lee Lewis is recovering nicely, and was seen chasing the nurses around.