Jennifer Lopez Legally Changes Name to J-Loads
– By Claudia Stavola – The 52-year-old hot tamale decided to rebrand herself with a moniker she describes as a sign of female empowerment because it embraces her man-eating ways.
Lopez, who has been affectionately known as J-Lo, Bennifer, J-Rod, and J-Ro (that was only once when Jackie Chan was attempting to say J-Lo), decided to nickname herself J-Loads. She made it legal at a Beverly Hills courthouse last Thursday.
Keeping it Real
Madhouse spoke with Loads about her bold decision, “Look. You know I’m real. I said that in a song once, so it must be true. I keep it one hundred. I will take the load of any famous man I can overshadow.”
When asked if she was embarrassed to be taking back a cheating, gambling, alcoholic, or if she was worried about how her kids, Emme and Max, might be impacted by her prioritizing relationships over them, she said, “Who?”
When our reporter reminded her that she had twins with ex-husband Marc Anthony, she continued, “I find the best way to communicate is through music, so I just play them my song ‘Ain’t Your Mama’ on a loop. And I only see them for photo ops anyway, so I don’t have to deal with all that hands-on stuff. The only hands-on are Ben’s hands on my ass [giggles].”
Madhouse also reached out to Affleck for comment but speaking with us was the one gamble he was unwilling to take.
