Jennifer Aniston Spotted Stealing Dog Poop

In a bizarre story, Jennifer Aniston was spotted in NYC over the weekend, stealing dog poop. 

It was originally reported that Aniston was a good samaritan and was helping the elderly pick up their dog waste. However, it was later uncovered that Aniston has a bizarre poop fetish.

Apparently, just as an owner is getting ready to pick up the droppings, Jennifer swoops in and scoops up the offending poop.  

When one elderly lady, Ellen Guarante, 76, refused to let Jen help, Aniston got violent. Jennifer yelled at Guarante “listen you old bag, I want that poop and I want it now.” Aniston then proceeded to shove Guarante to the ground and run off with the poop. 

Aniston’s publicist, Erin Cook told Madhouse News that “Jennifer is doing research for a movie.”  When pushed for an explanation of what movie would possibly require you to steal dog poop as research? Cook replied, “Um I uh, have to go over there now.” Cook then quickly walked away.