Jennifer Aniston Regrets “Color Me Badd” Tattoo

During a recent interview with Madhouse News, actress Jennifer Aniston confessed to having a deep dark secret. Aniston sobbed as she revealed that she deeply regrets her “Color Me Badd” Tattoo. 

Aniston lamented, “It was before ‘Friends’, It was 1992, I was depressed over my four unsuccessful television shows. I loved the song “I Wanna Sex You Up” and figured I would love this band forever. They were so cool, I thought for sure they were going to be bigger than the Beatles. Unfortunately that never happened. The band faded away into obscurity by the next year and I am now ridiculed everywhere I go.”

‘Color Me Badd’ was a one hit wonder band of the early 90s. A glorified boy band if you will, who had a hit with the ridiculous song “I Want to Sex You Up”. They were recently voted as the worst band of all time.

Jennifer continued, “I never told anyone this before, but the real reason Brad Pitt broke up with me was because of this tattoo. He couldn’t stand looking at it anymore. He told me it made him physically ill.” 

Their shocking divorce left Jennifer reeling in pain and it took her a long time to recover  from that. The ‘Color Me Badd’ tattoo is a daily painful reminder. 

The tattoo is large and covers Jennifer’s entire chest but is usually covered up with makeup. “I thought about getting it lasered off” said Ms. Aniston, “But I was afraid it would be too painful. I hear they have made advances in laser technology so I am starting a Go Fund Me to raise money for the treatment. Or maybe I will cover it up with a ‘Gerardo’ tattoo. You remember that song?, ‘Rico Suave’?”