James Hetfield is Dating Newly Single Taylor Swift

Just weeks after breaking up with longtime boyfriend Joe Alwyn, Taylor Swift is now dating musician James Hetfield. Hetfield is recently divorced and has been romantically linked to Kim Kardashian, Lorena Bobbitt and Adriana Gillett.

James Hetfield & Taylor Swift

Hetfield 59 and Swift 33 were spotted canoodling at Rao’s restaurant in New York City. After that they were later photographed at the private club Zero Bond. Taylor Swift fan Mark Cunningham told Madhouse News that he witnessed the couple on a horse and carriage ride through Central Park and sharing an ice cream sundae at Serendipity. “They were so cute together” said Cunningham. “Hetfield and Swift shared a marshmallow like lady and the tramp. I said to my partner that’s some relationship goals right there.”

Hetfield is the singer and guitarist of the heavy metal band Metallica. James and his wife of 25 years recently announced they were divorcing. Then Hetfield became the Pete Davidson of Heavy Metal and started dating every girl that was not nailed down. He was linked to Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Aniston, Lizzo, Lorena Bobbitt, Adriana Gillett, Emily Ratajkowski, and Kaia Gerber.

Taylor Swift was dating Joe Alwyn for the past 6 years before their recent breakup. Swift has a reputation for dating celebrities and then writing songs about them. Her past relationships include Joe Jonas, William Shatner, John Mayer, Kanye West, Jake Gyllenhaal and Harry Styles. Swift has reportedly already written a breakup song about James called, “F*ck You James”. 

James Taylor

Hetfield and Swift are working on new music together. They are planning an album of duets and will tour later this year. The new band will be known as James Taylor. The couple were seen roller skating together at a disco themed rink in Brooklyn. James and Taylor were wearing matching 70s shorts with high tube socks and matching head bands. They wore matching T shirts with an image of themselves and the caption James loves Taylor. People were vomiting uncontrollably after witnessing such a sickeningly sweet display. 

Swift apparently confided in pal Ryan Reynolds that Hetfield could be the one. “He’s my soul mate” giggled Taylor. “Of course I have said that about the last 15 guys I dated as well but this time I mean it. It’s the real deal this time, we will get married and have 2 boys named Claude and Lars.” When told of this, Hetfield was last seen climbing out the bathroom window.

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