James Hetfield is Dating Lorena Bobbitt
James Hetfield of Metallica is dating Lorena Bobbitt. Yes, Hetfield the iconic metal singer/guitarist is dating the infamous Bobbitt. The pair met backstage at a Lizzo concert in Las Vegas and have been inseparable ever since. Hetfield is just coming off a divorce and a painful breakup with Kim Kardashian.
Lorena Bobbitt of course made headlines in 1989 when she chopped her husband John’s wiener off and threw it into an empty lot. The member was then chewed by a dog. John managed to wrestle the unit away from the dog and surgeons were able to reattach it. The operation was considered a success but the reattached Johnson ended up looking like a Frankenweenie.
You Go Girl
Lorena was found not guilty by reason of insanity. She testified that John left the toilet seat up on numerous occasions and often forgot to take out the trash. The all female jury gasped and some wept. One juror was heard muttering under her breath, “You go girl”.
Hetfield and Lorena have been seen canoodling at restaurants in California and Las Vegas. James always jokes to the wait staff, “Hey no knives for her” as he playfully grabs for her utensils. The couple have been spotted playing pickle ball, doing couples yoga and taking tandem bike rides.
Hetfield commented, “She’s a great girl. I brought my kids to see Lizzo in Vegas. After the show we went backstage. Lorena was there. As you could imagine, there was not much room in the dressing room if you dig where I am coming from. I got to talking to Lorena who uses her maiden name now. So I had no idea who she was and she had no idea who I was. We just hit it off. We all make mistakes.”
Sleep With One Eye Open
James continued, “We have a lot of fun together. I am not concerned about her past. I have a past as well. As long as I do not cross her then everything should be fine. What’s the worst that can happen? Of course I will sleep with one eye open, just kidding. She is a great sport and loves my jokes. I always tell her to keep the tip and she replies don’t make me sever this relationship. We never have pizza because I am afraid to say I will have a slice please. I am here all week, make sure you tip your waitress.”
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