In Response To Tucker/Putin, Don Lemon Interviews Guy From Green Day

Don Lemon Interviews the guy from Green Day. That’s right, No one gets the scoop on Don. In response to Tucker Carlson garnering all the attention with his Putin interview, Lemon strikes back in a big way. Lemon will be interviewing none other than Mike Dirnt, the bass player from the pop band Green Day. The significance is that Dirnt bears a striking resemblance to Putin.

The uncanny resemblance of Putin and Dirnt has been discussed and joked about for years. However, there was once a call to cancel Green Day over this topic. Green Day leader Billie Joe Armstrong cried, “WTF is going on here? We are a stupid band. Yes, I agree that Mike looks like Putin but so what. We have joked about it for years but how does that make you guilty of anything? Having a resemblance to someone is now a crime?”

Don Lemon Interviews Guy From Green Day

Many theories suggest that Dirnt is either the son of Putin or perhaps even a clone that the Soviet leader created to undermine western society. Andrew Hogger who runs a Putin Green Day blog out of his mothers basement told Madhouse News, “The official report is that Mike was born in California, but we have never seen Putin and Dirnt at the same time, same place. Plus Mike was married to a girl named Anastasia. There’s your smoking gun.”

Don Lemon of course is the former CNN host who was fired and now has a podcast or something on X. Both his viewers are eagerly awaiting this historic interview. “I love Green Day” said Lemon. “And of course I am a big Billy Joel fan. Who doesn’t like Piano Man, Am I right? He was great on the Grammys too.”

At this point Lemon was informed that the leader of Green Day is Billie Joe Armstrong and not Billy Joel. Lemon seemed unfazed and continued gushing about his interview. “I am going to crush Tucker. This guy Dirnt looks more like Putin than Putin does. I understand that besides playing the bass, Dirnt also has an incredible knowledge of economics and foreign policy. We are going to get into all of that.”

Lemon is on the cutting edge of investigative journalism. Just last week Don had on a man that could nibble cheese into the shapes of all 50 states. “I am guessing this will win me a Pulitzer or something” bragged Lemon. “No one will be laughing at me after this.”