Iggy Pop’s Nipples to Be Inducted into Rock Hall of Fame
- By Claudia Stavola –
Known as the hardest working nipples in rock music—or just the hardest nipples in rock music—Iggy Pop’s boob cubes are going to be inducted into the 2021 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The Iggmaster’s nips first popped onto the scene in 1967 when the godfather of punk formed The Stooges, and have been milking out hits ever since.
Madhouse spoke with RRHF’s president, Greg Harris, to find out why they decided to induct the milk ducts, “Well, it was between Iggy’s nipples and GG Allin’s feces. It came down to the philosophical question that we must all ask ourselves, ‘does fecal matter?’ It turns out that poop doesn’t stand the test of time like some happy honkers. If you can kill it with a can of Febreze, it ain’t rock-n-roll.”
At 73 years old, Pop’s grown some jiggly man mounds, but his tit-clits remain tauter than Nicole Kidman’s immovable face. We spoke to the legend to get his youthful secrets and his reaction, “I’m honored. I mean, I haven’t worn a shirt in over 50 years, so it’s about time my tits got the recognition they deserve. I don’t have any nip tips to keeping them so young. I think dipping them in olive oil every day helps and having a lust for life.” Well Iggy, thanks for the mammaries.
