Howard Stern Convinces Kamala To Remove Her Top During Interview

In a shocking turn of events, former Radio shock jock Howard Stern cajoled and badgered Kamala Harris to remove her top. Team Harris came running in and covered her up but it was too late as cameras had already captured the incident. Kamala was forced to button up and the interview continued.

The interview began quietly with the usual groveling and phony brown nosing but then things got weird. Stern started complimenting Kamala on her looks and trying to manipulate her into revealing her private thoughts. Howard joked, “The closest he ever got to being with an Indian woman was when he serviced himself to a picture of Indira Gandhi”.

Howard Stern vs Kamala Harris

Harris nervously cackled as the staff began anxiously pacing the hallways. Stern then asked Kamala if he can throw bologna at her buttocks or if she can shoot ping pong balls out of her hoo-ha. At this point, show producer Baba-Booey had to physically restrain the Harris staff from entering the studio.

Howard Stern Convinces Kamala To Remove Her Top During Interview

Things got even more cringe as Howard continued his creepy advances. “Ooooh you have a hot little body there” said Stern. “Let me see those ta-tas. If you don’t show me those meat bags you are not getting any plugs. I will throw you right out of here and tell everyone to vote for Trump.”

Much to Stern’s delight, Harris quickly ripped open her top to reveal her bra and a lot of skin. Howard fell off his chair banging his head and knocking himself unconscious. The staff in the hallway went crazy and beat Baba Booey silly to gain access to the studio. They quickly threw a blanket over Harris and dragged her away to a waiting Limo.

When Stern woke up he was furious that he had missed seeing the VP’s Maracas. “Robin, I felt alive for the first time in years. I haven’t felt this good since I put on blackface and mocked Aunt Jemima. Or when I bullied Dana Plato, Baby Spice, Selena and Anna Nicole.