Hollywood Deploys Elite Team of TV Doctors to Save The World

Hollywood has stepped up to meet the call once again. In a time of International crisis, we can always count on Hollywood to come through, and they have not let us down. 

At a time when all hope seems lost, Hollywood has announced that it is deploying an elite team of TV Doctors to the most hardest hit areas of Beverly Hills and Palm Springs. 

The elite team consists of Alan Alda, who played ‘Hawk-eye’ Pierce on M.A.S.H, Rick Springfield, who portrayed Dr. Noah Drake on General Hospital, George Clooney – Dr Doug Ross on ER, The cast of Grey’s Anatomy and others.

“We are all working hard on a cure, but honestly, we have no idea what we are doing” said Clooney. “It was much easier on TV, we would always come up with a cure, but now we are definitely puzzled.”

Team leader, Doogie Howser commented, “At the team’s initial meeting, Rick Springfield played “Jessie’s Girl” and there was a big sing along. Then we broke for lunch and went home early. It was a great day one. I’m looking at a good hours worth of hard work tomorrow. We are going to get started at the crack of 10AM and we plan to Google Coronavirus and watch reruns of Marcus Welby and House.”