Hollywood: “All Future Movies To Star Margot Robbie & Sydney Sweeney”

Hollywood has made a jaw-dropping announcement that has left movie buffs applauding and meme-makers rubbing their hands with glee. It seems that the future of cinema, as foretold by Tinseltown’s bean counters, will be dominated by two leading ladies: the ever-charming Margot Robbie and the rising star Sydney Sweeney. Yes, you heard it right, every single movie made from this day forward will star one or both of the stars.

The news sent ripples across social media faster than a Kardashian’s naked buttocks post. Fans were divided – some rejoiced at the thought of endless Margot-Sydney duets, while others were left pondering if Hollywood had lost its marbles faster than an avocado goes bad in a Californian heatwave.

Margot Robbie & Sydney Sweeney

In an exclusive interview with the top brass of major studios, we dug deep into the rationale behind this audacious move. According to one high-ranking executive, who wished to remain anonymous, “We’ve crunched the numbers, analyzed the trends, and binged-watched every show from ‘Neighbours’ to ‘Euphoria’. The conclusion? Margot Robbie and Sydney Sweeney are the answer to all of Hollywood’s problems.”

Movie critic and Hollywood gossip blogger Bret Christopher commented, “Fans can take just so much of freaks, weirdos and fatty’s. They want blondes, glamour and boobies, and are rejecting the grotesque and the ugly. Basically every movie has lost money and the studio heads have had enough.We want Margot and Sydney not Lizzo and Dylan.”

But what about diversity, you ask? Fear not, dear reader, for Hollywood has a plan! Every role, from the dashing hero to the conniving villain, will be played by either Margot or Sydney. Need a feisty grandma? Well, they will trot out Margot in a wig. How about a lovable alien from a distant galaxy? Sydney in a green suit. The possibilities are as endless as the line for “Pizza” at a Hanks family party.

Movie fan Devon Jeffrey stated, “It’s about time, I moved to Los Angeles twenty years ago from Missouri. Before I left my Daddy told me Hollywood has nothing but fruits and nuts. Every fruit is a little nutty and every nut is a little fruity. He wasn’t kidding. Finally we get a little sanity.” So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get ready for a cinematic rollercoaster ride like no other. After all, in a world where Margot Robbie and Sydney Sweeney reign supreme, who needs Oscars when you can have non-stop entertainment?