Hillary Clinton Wardrobe Malfunction: 12 Injured!

Vince Foster

During a speech at the ladies auxiliary club in Cincinnati Ohio, Hillary Clinton had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. Apparently her ‘Spanx’ exploded causing an unfortunate chain reaction. The girdle blew, followed in rapid succession by her pants suit and nehru jacket.  The explosion and flying debris caused concussions, bruises and lacerations. 3 people were mentally scarred and 1 man lost an eye.
One observer noted it was the worst thing he has witnessed since Vietnam. “It sounded and looked like a can of pillsbury dough exploded” said Alex Sweeney. Therapists have been brought in to counsel the survivors.  

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