Hendrix Estate Releases Rare Recordings of Lil Jimi Reciting ABC’s
Jimi Hendrix ABC’s. In what appears to be another money grab, The estate of Jimi Hendrix has released more rare recordings of Jimi. The Hendrix Estate has unearthed a treasure trove of never-before-heard recordings featuring a 4-year-old Jimi Hendrix singing his ABCs. Yes, you read that correctly. The legendary guitar virtuoso and rock god, in his pre-guitar-shredding days, was a precocious alphabet aficionado.
The discovery was made when the Hendrix family decided to clean out their attic, hoping to find some long-lost guitar picks or maybe even a stray Stratocaster. Instead, they stumbled upon a dusty box labeled “Jimi’s Early Hits.” Little did they know they’d uncovered the holy grail of childhood recordings.
Jimi Hendrix ABC’s: The Preschool Years
Upon playing the tapes, what they heard was nothing short of a revelation. Young Jimi, with his cherubic cheeks and curls, could apparently rock the ABCs like nobody’s business. In one particularly moving rendition, you can hear him passionately singing, “Scuse me while I kiss my Mom.”
Jimi Hendrix The Preschool Years. The Hendrix Estate has wasted no time in capitalizing on this remarkable find. They’re releasing a limited edition vinyl album titled “Jimi, The Preschool Years” complete with a groovy cover featuring a psychedelic alphabet. The album will include Jimi’s spellbinding performances of the ABCs, and other assorted nursery rhymes.
Other tracks on the album include Itsy Bitsy Spider, London Bridge, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I’m a Little Teapot, Humpty Dumpty and The Muffin Man. Side B features a 20 minute version of Lil Jimi learning to use the potty. The first single to be dropped on October 20 will be Three Blind Mice.
The news has sent shockwaves through the music world. Fans and fellow musicians are eagerly anticipating this glimpse into Jimi’s early creative genius. Collectors and fans alike are clamoring to get their hands on a copy. Some die-hard enthusiasts have even camped out in front of record stores, hoping to be the first to snag this rare gem. One fan, dressed head-to-toe in vintage Hendrix attire, remarked, “I’ve waited my whole life for this moment. I own every piece of crap released posthumously and I predict ‘The Preschool Years will be a masterpiece.'”
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