Harvey Weinstein Sexually Assaulted in Prison. Inmates Claim it Was Consensual.

Former film producer, convicted rapist and all around creep Harvey Weinstein claims he was sexually assaulted during his first night in prison. Weinstein claims the assaults took place while he was in Rikers Island and that a group of 5 inmates sexually assaulted him. The matter was investigated and Harvey received 57 stitches and 2 staples to his nether regions.

Inmate Bubba Jackson states that he in no way assaulted anyone and that he and Weinstein were in a relationship. “I went to his cell to discuss the upcoming prison talent show” said Bubba. “Yeah maybe my robe fell open but Harvey loved every minute of it.”

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Inmate Atticus Fumpkin defended his actions saying “Weinstein came onto me. He offered to give me a massage and then pulled me into his bunk. We made sweet love all night. It was beautiful. The next morning he’s feeling all guilty and calls it assault.”

Once a Hollywood mogul and now a disgraced inmate, Harvey Weinstein, gained infamy in 2017 when The New York Times published a report that detailed thousands of allegations of sexual harassment over a period spanning over three decades. Over time 30,000 plus women put in claims against the slob.

As it became clear that Weinstein was going down, his powerful celebrity friends and political protection ran for cover. Timelines were cleansed but the receipts remain. There are still many photos and videos out there of people praising and chumming up with the bloated diseased beast.

As a result of these convictions, new legislation was introduced to ensure that disgusting Hollywood executives could not have access to beautiful women. Each person would be given a numeric rating on their looks and they could date or engage with another human out of their range. For example, Weinstein was given a rating of 0. He could only then date women with a rating up to a 3. This was adjusted for his power and money. The Weinstein law also protects beautiful actresses who would be tempted to go with a 1 to further their career. A win win solution.