Harvey Weinstein Demands ‘Trial by Combat’ in Court Case Against Rose McGowan
In a shocking move, Harvey Weinstein has asked a NY court to agree to trial by combat. He explained in court documents that he plans to meet Rose McGowan and her lawyer “on the field of battle where he will rend their souls from their corporeal bodies.”
Weinstein is a big fan of ‘Game of Thrones’ and Gladiator movies where trial by combat is a common form of justice.
Weinstein plans on battling with the ‘Hattori Hanzo’ sword that was used in his ‘Kill Bill’ movies. “Rose McGowan once called me a warthog from hell” said Weinstein “I will show her when I gut her and her lawyer like stuck pigs.”
When told that his current case has nothing to do with Rose McGowan, Harvey yelled “She said I was the single most ugly person she had ever seen in her life. She will not get away with that. I am Harvey Weinstein dammit!”
“If that vile, smelly, disgusting, sloppy creep is willing to do it, I will meet him,” McGowan told Madhouse News. “I don’t think he has the guts to do it.”
Celebrity Boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, has offered to promote the fight and has booked Madison Square Garden for the event. The undercard will feature Betty White vs. Tonya Harding and Danny Bonaduce vs. Sylvester Stallones plumber.
