Harrison Butker Confronts Eddie Vedder & Huge Brawl Erupts in Vegas

Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker confronted Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder and a huge brawl erupted. Butker has been this weeks focus for the disgruntled since making controversial remarks during a commencement speech. Vedder countered with a brave move by jumping on the bandwagon and criticizing Butker on stage in Las Vegas.

Earlier this week, Butker set the world on fire. As the invited speaker for a college commencement, Harrison went crazy and stated that Motherhood is a good thing. Heads exploded and the great unwashed lost their collective minds. “Stepford Wives” and “Handmaiden” memes took off like wild fire on social media.

Vedder wasted no time in capitalizing on the incident and took to the microphone to express his disdain for Butker. He called Harrison a “P*ssy” because he is only the kicker on the team and is not on the front lines like Vedder is. “I will fight Butker, more like Buttkiss, any day any time, set it up.”

Harrison Butker Confronts Eddie Vedder & Huge Brawl Erupts in Vegas

Butker heard about the threat and flew to Vegas to confront Vedder. Harrison caught up with Eddie on line at the all you can eat buffet at the Excalibur hotel. Vedder was piling shrimp and potato salad high on his plate when Butker grabbed him by the collar. He yelled at him to “Keep My Name outcha mouth” and gave him a good old fashioned b*tch slapping. Vedder dropped his plate and took off like a bat out of hell. He was calling for security as Harrison took off after him.

Harrison Butker vs Eddie Vedder

Vedder took refuge through a set of large wooden doors. Unbeknownst to him at the time, he just entered the arena where The Tournament of Kings show was taking place. Tournament of Kings is Las Vegas’ ultimate dinner and a show experience. Valiant knights ride mighty steeds and prove their chivalry amongst special effects and pyrotechnics. While knights fight, guests feast on a hearty dinner using the original utensil – their hands. Tournament of Kings is an epic portrayal of centuries past, and it’s all in the name of honor, country, and of course, food.

Butker found Vedder hiding behind a table of small children and beat him with a giant turkey leg as fans cheered on. Assuming Vedder to be a Vegan, Butker force fed him mounds of mutton. Harrison then dragged him to the center of the arena. Similar to “The Cable Guy” movie starring Jim Carrey, Harrison and Eddie ended up as part of the Tournament of Kings show. They both donned armor and picked up shields and swords.

After receiving a shield to the face, Vedder was battered with a cat o nine tails and tossed around the arena like a rag doll. For the next 20 minutes, Eddie suffered many more indignities at the hand of Harrison Butker. After a Butker drop kick. Vedder ended up face down in a massive pile of horse manure. Harrison punted Vedder in the arse and sent him flying high into the end zone for 3 points. Since Eddie was unable to continue, Harrison was declared the winner. Vedder promised to keep Butker’s name out of his mouth.