Happy Birthday Madonna

Madonna Louise Ciccone was born August 16, 1958 in Bay City, Michigan. Her parents were, Madonna Louise and Silvio Anthony “Fat Tony” Ciccone. Since Madonna had the same name as her mother, family members called her “Little Debbie”. Madonna has two older brothers, Fredo and Sonny, and three younger siblings, Maria, Clemenza, and Connie. 

Madonna attended Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow High School. She was known for her high grade point average and low morals. Madonna often got in trouble for showing the boys her underpants. The nuns would yell at her and explain that she will never get anywhere in life showing her underpants to boys. 

In 1978, Madonna dropped out of college and relocated to New York City. She came to the big city with a toothbrush, $35 and an aching in her heart. Little Madonna got an apartment in the Alphabet City neighborhood of the East Village. It was discounted since the last occupants were murdered there. Madonna supported herself by working at Dunkin’ Donuts while studying dance. Madge studied under the tutelage of famed choreographer Tommy Tune. She joined bands, worked as a back up dancer, hung around clubs and banged a lot of guys in NYC. 

Queen of Pop

Madonna’s self titled debut album was released in July 1983, and peaked at number eight on the billboard charts. It yielded two top-ten singles, Borderline and Lucky Star. Madonna went on to sell over 300 million records worldwide. She is certified as the best selling female artist of all time. The previous best selling female artist of all time was Ethel Merman. Madonna conquered music, film, broadway and became the “Queen of Pop”. She is regarded as one of the most influential figures in popular culture.

Madge has slept with over 5000 men. This includes: Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Lenny Kravitz, Tupac, Hunter Biden, Dennis Rodman, Scatman Crothers, Vanilla Ice, Anthony Kiedis, Alex Rodriguez and Hank Aaron.

In recent years Madonna has stayed in the news for her erratic behavior. She once ripped out her uterus and threw it to protest something. Her eye popped out from years of plastic surgery and she was kicked by a mule. Madge has a net worth of $850 million, she stands 1.64 meters and weighs 54 kg. No one in the US knows what any of that means. Madonna enjoys ping pong, lemon tarts and collecting children. Cheers Madonna!

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