Hanson Inducted into Rock n Roll Hall of Fame 2021
An inside source has revealed top secret information to Madhouse News. Hanson will be the first band inducted into the Rock HOF, as part of the 2021 class.
The operative was planted by Madhouse News earlier this year. The special agent, known as ‘Deep Throat’, is deep undercover in the Rock Hall of Fame organization. Working at a very high level in the organization, ‘Deep Throat’ was able to gain access to the highly classified inductee list. Risking life and limb, the agent was able to get word to Madhouse HQ. “We were only able to get the first name on the list” said Madhouse editor Dolores Turtletaub. “At this point, Jann Wenner walked into the men’s room and our operative’s cover was almost blown. The agent at this point went silent and hid in the stall. As soon as Wenner finishes his business, we can get the other names. However, Jann is known to spend hours in the stall. Apparently, he needs more fiber in his diet.”
MMMBop
Hanson of course, is the Pop band of brothers from Tulsa, Oklahoma. They are best known for their 1997 smash hit, “MMMBop”. Hanson consists of brothers, Isaac, Taylor and Zac. “MMMBop” sold over 1 billion copies worldwide and stayed on the charts for over a year. May 6 is officially known as International Hanson Day!
Undercover agent, ‘Deep Throat’ informed Madhouse that the boardroom was downright giddy as they were tabulating votes. Hanson was a unanimous decision, receiving 100 percent approval from all Hall of Fame executives. “They changed the world” said one unnamed HOF executive. “Plus they are all cute as buttons. Especially the youngest one. Yum.”
The Hanson brothers are all grown men now and have families of their own. Taylor and his wife have 7 children, Isaac has 9 children and little Zac has 11. Wow! Congratulations Hanson.
