Gwyneth Paltrow Unveils Dog Food, Mouthwash That Smell Like Her Vagina

-By Claudia Stavola-

After the success of her “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, Gwyneth Paltrow is creating an entire line of products that smell like her vagina. 

The products will be sold on her lifestyle website, Goop, because everybody loves a goopy vagina (ok, not everybody—maybe just Cardi B and Bounty paper towels). 

Paltrow has been doing the talk-show circuit to promote her vagina-themed products. She filmed an appearance for The Tonight Show earlier this month but her segment really stunk so it got cut. But her visit with Ellen DeGeneres is set to air next week and reportedly includes a scratch-n-sniff segment to see if Ellen can identify some of the new items. 

The product line will include: This Smells Like My Vagina Mouthwash; This Baby Powder Smells Like My Vagina (so your baby always remembers where it came out of); This Dog Food Smells Like My Vagina (since they always like to lick theirs and sniff yours); a vagina-shaped car air-freshener; and a This Smells Like My Vagina Harvey Weinstein doll (career and awards sold separately).

She said the idea just popped into her head because there’s nothing else there.