Glenn Danzig Denied From Theme Park After Failing Height Requirement

Rocker Glenn Danzig was barred from enjoying the rides at a local carnival after failing to meet the height requirement. Danzig was looking forward to enjoying a fun day at the local carnival in his town of Cheviot Hills, California. However, due to pesky safety regulations, park regulations dictate that all guests must be of a certain height to ride the most intense, exciting and popular rides.

Wearing his signature dark attire and fierce expression, Glenn Danzig strutted up to the ride’s entrance. He was ready to take on the world like he does with his music. He eagerly waited in line with anticipation, barely containing his rock ‘n’ roll spirit. But alas, he was about to face an obstacle even more daunting than a rowdy mosh pit.

Glenn Danzig Fails Height Requirement

As he reached the ride’s height measurement board, the toothless park attendant’s eyes widened with shock. The weirdos looked up at Danzig, or rather, down. According to official reports, it appeared that the mighty rocker fell short of the required height by a mere 2 inches! With a cheeky grin, the meth addicted park attendant mockingly informed him that he didn’t meet the height restriction for the ride.

Glenn Danzig Denied From Theme Park After Failing Height Requirement

However, Danzig did not give up. He tried to gain entrance to the rides using many different tricks. First he tried the old Little Rascals trick. He enlisted a child that was also barred entrance and Glenn stood on the boys shoulders and they wore a long jacket. A glue sniffing Carny foiled the plan and lifted Danzig off of his partner in crime. Danzig tried other capers such as walking in backwards pretending he was leaving the ride, standing on tip toes, elevator shoes and even stilts. Nothing worked and Glenn was eventually tasered on the nads and thrown out of the park.

A carnival spokesperson stated: “I understand we had a disappointed little rock star. However, Certain rides/attractions in our parks can be physically demanding and vigorous. We therefore reserve the right to refuse admission should we feel there is a danger. We have offered Mr. Danzig a free ride on the carousel to which he body slammed one of our workers who suffers from scoliosis.”