Gene Simmons Will Let You Smell His Fingers For $50

Just when you thought KISS and Gene Simmons had run out of ways to sell merchandise to their fans!

Gene Simmons, Bass player and marketing genius/snake oil salesman for the band KISS, announced that fans will have the opportunity to smell his legendary fingers. Simmons is rumored to have slept with 4,800 groupies during his career. 

Smell Gene Simmons Fingers

According to Simmons website, these are the details of the intimate meet and greet: We will meet you at a designated area.  You and your guests will be escorted to MEET GENE SIMMONS. Please note, while meeting and chatting with Gene…you can ask Gene ANYTHING while you smell his fingers!! You will find that Gene Simmons is very down to earth, funny and knowledgeable on most any subject.

Doug DaSilva was the first fan to purchase the opportunity to smell Gene’s fingers. “It was well worth the hefty price tag” exclaimed DaSIlva. “I have been a fan all my life. It is an honor to smell Gene’s fingers. I would pay any amount. I would take out a second mortgage if I could smell his nads!.”

KISS superfan Steve Jablinske plans on taking his time while smelling Simmons’ fingers and enjoying every second of it. “I think I will start with the pinky and work my way to the middle finger. Of course I will then spend most of my time smelling and enjoying the index finger and ending the event with the thumb. It’s going to be a life changing event.”

Prices start at $5995 for the meet and greet and then an additional $50 for the finger smelling.  But wait there’s more. There is also a bulk discount available. If you act now you can smell all 10 fingers for the price of 5. Yes that is 10 fingers for only $250.

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