Keith Richards Plans to Break Motorcycle Jump Records

On New Year’s Eve, legendary rocker Keith Richards will kick off a series of daredevil stunts in the hopes to break all of the existing Motorcycle World Records. Richards will kick off his daredevil tour by attempting to recreate 4 of Evel Knievel’s jumps. The four record-breaking motorcycle jumps, will occur back to back to back to back, in one evening. And the grand finale will be the jumps that nearly killed Evel Knievel and The Fonz. 

The jumps include: ‘The Car Jump’: Keith will attempt 69 cars. ‘The Bus Jump’: Keith plans to jump 21 buses. ‘The Caesars Palace Fountain Jump’:  Richards plans to jump the fountain while riding his motorcycle backwards. ‘The Grand Canyon Jump’: Keith plans to make the jump over the canyon while smoking a cigarette and playing his guitar. 

Keith preparing for the big jumps!

Jump The Shark: Keith will then make the ultimate sacrifice and attempt to break the record of Arthur “The Fonz” Fonzarelli. Keith will attempt to jump over a shark, a whale and a kraken all on waterskis. 

When asked for comment, Keith stated “all I need is 5 strings, 3 notes, 2 hands and 1 arsehole”. Ok Then. Good Luck Keith!