Fauci Blames Bad First Pitch on ‘Damn Mask’
Dr Anthony Fauci delivered the first pitch on Opening Day when the Washington Nationals hosted the mighty New York Yankees on Thursday night.
The pitch was just a bit outside of the strike. Actually like 10 feet outside of the strike zone. Some have said it was the worst first pitch since Baba Booey from the Howard Stern show embarrassed himself in 2009.
Fauci commented later in the locker room, “It was the damn mask. I couldn’t breathe, it was fogging up my glasses. I don’t know how any of you wear this damn thing. How do you expect me to pitch in this thing. Ridiculous!”
Fauci went on a tirade in the locker room cursing, throwing chairs and smashing coolers with a bat. “Motherfu$***er!” yelled Fauci, “I am now going to be forever linked to Baba Booey, and all those other losers that can’t throw a baseball. Im good, I was practicing. Can I have a do over!?”
Dr. Fauci was later seen in the stands not wearing a mask and enjoying the game with friends. He wolfed down 3 hot dogs, 6 beers, 2 pretzels and a BBQ loaded funnel cake.
Other notable bad first pitches include Barack Obama, 50-cent and a few Miss America’s.
That should be put on tv his comments about Facemask cause it’s him and his Democrat friends saying masks are essential and putting laws in to force people to wear them