Family Finds Angus Young Asleep in Their Nativity Scene Manger
A New Jersey family was shocked when they found AC/DC guitarist Angus Young sleeping in the manger of their Nativity Scene. The Thompson family of Paramus, New Jersey discovered the slumbering rock star early this morning as they were leaving for work and school.
Luke Thompson was leaving for his job at the local sewage treatment plant when he spotted his kids standing in the life size nativity scene. When I went to investigate, I see there is a person in the manger asleep. It looked like a baby. My son Cletus was poking at it with a stick. Upon closer inspection it looked like a little baby with a giant old man head. Then I realized, hey that is Angus Young, guitarist for my favorite band AC/DC.
Angus Young AC/DC
Angus was startled, naked and disoriented when he woke up. “Where Am I and how did I get here” asked Angus. “This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife. Why are these kids poking me with a stick”?
Angus recalled, “I was in New York City to record an album with Dolly Parton. She is doing a rock n roll covers album and we are re-recording Whole Lotta Rosie. The session went well and afterwards me and Dolly stopped in for a pint. Dolly left and then I was hanging out with all these lads dressed as Santa. Somehow I ended up naked in a manger in New Jersey getting poked by a kid with a stick.”
What a Mess
Luke Thompson told Madhouse News, “Of course I love Angus and AC/DC but he made a mess of my nativity scene. I paid $1000 for that large resin Nativity set. Angus threw the blessed baby up on the roof, there was vomit and pooh everywhere and Angus blamed it on the camel and sheep. I explained they were fake but he wasn’t getting it.”
“I brought him in the house, gave him some coffee and biscuits. They were cookies but he called them biscuits. Then I let him borrow some clothes and drove him to the train station. This is certainly a Christmas season we will never forget.”
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