Facebook Introduces New IQ Checker. Dumb Content Hidden Behind Warnings

Social media giants, Facebook and Instagram have announced that they will now ‘IQ check’ users and inform them if they are morons. 

An independent team of IQ checkers, will step in and put up warning labels stating that the user in question is a big dummy, and what they are saying is really stupid. Mark Zuckerberg commented, “We have been getting lots of complaints. Dummies with no grasp of how our government works, are posting and commenting with impunity. We cannot have that.” Users flagged three times will be labeled “Too stupid to use social media.”

A recent post from Michelle Kasajian stated that Led Zeppelin was overrated. Her post was immediately labeled as “Warning: This person is a complete dummy. Do not have them in your life.” 

Miss Kasajian commented “I didn’t even realize I was so dumb. I go around shooting off my mouth like I have something to say, but I really don’t. I just repeat things I hear others say. This was a real wake up call. I am actually going to try to read and think before posting. It’s going to be a hard journey, but I think I can do it.”

Another big dummy, Mark Englert, stated that it was women having lunch and people going to the beach that caused a virus spike and not the 2 months of endless rioting and protesting. After being IQ Checked, his posts were labeled as, “Warning: This user has the IQ of a dimwit.” 

“I think it’s great” said user Willie Pfistergash. “Before, I had to interact with someone before I realized they were complete idiots. Now it’s right there. I can skip right by them and move on to some substantial posts.”