Ex-Wife Repo’s Kidney From George Lopez!

Ann Serrano, the ex-wife of comedian George Lopez got the ultimate revenge. Miss Serrano hired a Repo company to get her donated kidney back from her ex-husband.

Miss Serrano and George Lopez were married in 1993. In April 2004, doctors told George that he was going to require an organ transplant. Apparently he needed a new kidney because of a genetic disorder, which had damaged his old ones beyond functioning. He postponed the operation until baseball season was over. He is a big Los Angeles Dodgers fan.

Thanks For The Kidney

In 2005 everyone was surprised to hear that Ann had donated one of her kidneys in a life-saving surgery to her then-husband. The operation was a success and George could not pee standing up. George Lopez repaid his wife by allegedly drinking, and cheating with prostitutes. Then in the ultimate betrayal, Lopez divorced Ann.

Ann tried to get her kidney back through the courts without any luck. So she decided to call a repo company, Lizard Lick Towing. The experts at Lizard Lick snuck into Lopez’ house in the middle of the night. They surgically removed the kidney and returned it to its rightful owner. The repo company allegedly removed the kidney with a rusty box cutter. Ann said she wished she could have seen the look on her ex-husbands face when he woke up in the morning and found the kidney missing.

George Lopez Naked in a Bathtub of Ice

George Lopez woke up the next day, naked and packed in a bathtub full of ice. He felt pain and saw the scar. His kidney had been repossessed. Neighbors heard Lopez screaming, “My kidney’s gone! My kidney’s gone! She took the kidney back! that SOB, how dare she!” screamed Lopez.

Serrano and her production company are creating a new animated show based on the event. The title of the cartoon series is , “George Lopez, My Wife & Kidneys”. It follows a lovable cartoon kidney and all the trials and tribulations he must endure going from body to body.

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