Eminem Streaks Onto Mar-a-Lago!

Eminem streaks onto Mar-a-Lago. The war between Donald Trump and Eminem took an unusual turn. Apparently Eminem streaked onto the golf course at Mar-a-Lago. The rapper stormed the 18th green, butt naked, just as Trump finished his putt. He was wearing nothing but a smile, and had “19th hole” written on his back. There was an arrow pointing down to his butt.

Eminem has been acting increasingly erratic as of late and finally seems to have gone over the edge. Eminem aka Marshall Mathers hid in the bushes overnight drinking cheap wine and planning his next move. As daybreak arrived, and Donald hit the links, Marshall sprung into action.

Eminem Streaks Onto Mar-A-Lago

Club members and golfers ran for cover as Eminem picked up Trump’s golf ball and rammed it into his own rectum. He then ran away laughing maniacally. The President was shocked by the incident, and seemed a little amused, but the police, security detail and secret service were not amused. Secret Service gave chase but could not catch up with Eminem.

A Mar-a-Lago guest, who was fishing at the pond, ended the chase when he snared Eminem with a fish hook to the scrotum. “I saw this crazy naked guy running, so I reared back and let go with one of my best casts and caught the bastard right in the marbles.” said Tom Amici. “He went down and flopped around like a blue fish for awhile, until the Secret Service jumped on him and clubbed him like a baby seal”.

Eminem has been an outspoken critic of Donald Trump, and has been attacking The President through raps and social media. Eminem, born Marshall Mathers, grew up impoverished in Detroit where he was often bullied and beaten. He once received a severe beating that left him with brain damage. The incident caused a huge scene as Donald was on the green at the time. Mar-a-Lago is the world famous resort owned by Donald Trump.