Elton John Announces 4 Year Farewell Tour of Twitter

Never one to leave quietly, Elton John announced today that he will return to Twitter for a four year farewell. Elton returned to Twitter just one day after he announced he was leaving. He admitted he did not know why he was leaving but he was sure he must be outraged about something.

Like a Twitter In The Wind

John took to Twitter to make the announcement. “After careful thought and discussions with my dogs, Nibblets and Claude, I am returning to twitter. I will slowly ween myself off of social media, but my fans need to see my insightful brilliant posts. I figure 4 years should do it. Right now, I am re-recording Candle in the Wind yet again. This time I am changing the lyrics to Twitter in the Wind. It will be a goldmine.”

Tickets

Tickets to the Elton John: Farewell Twitter tour will go on sale through Ticketmaster. Prices for tickets start at $5000 each. Disney has announced that they will film Elton’s Farewell Twitter Tour and will air the special in the year 2027.

Elton John Announces 4 Year Farewell Tour of Twitter

Elton John has officially “retired” 37 times in his career. He has also performed 19 Farewell Tours, 7 Goodbye Tours, 3 End of The Line Tours, 9 This is the End Tours, 5 This is Really The End This Time Tours and 2 I Was Only Kidding When I Said I Was Retiring Tours. He is currently doing a Goodbye Yellow Brick Road tour that has been ongoing for over 4 years.

Captain Fantastic

Elton who was one of the biggest stars of the 1970s first “retired” from performing in 1977. Many say they wish he would have stayed retired at that point since he has not released a good song since 1975. Fan Teresa McClure told Madhouse News, “He has been retiring for 50 years now. I say good riddance, his last great album was Captain Fantastic in 1975, enough already. Pack your glasses, pack your wigs and GTFOH.”

Rod Stewart slammed Elton by Tweeting, “What a toad, this is just another money-grabbing exercise. It is dishonest and stinks of selling tickets. ET you make me sick, when I see you I will fart in your general direction.”