Eddie Van Halen Takes Photo of Guy Wearing Jeans Shorts

Eddie Van Halen recently attend the “Tool” concert at The Staples Center in L.A with his son Wolfie. 

Eddie made news when he posted a picture of a guy wearing Jeans Shorts. “Talk about a ‘Tool’ “ said Eddie “I couldn’t believe this was 2019 and a guy was still wearing Jeans shorts. Then when he starts posing for the picture he flashes a peace sign. What a douche. All he was missing was a fanny pack.”

It was originally reported that the kid, Jason Nowlan, didn’t know who Eddie was and asked Mr Van Halen to snap the photograph while he stood in front of the stage. However, it was actually Eddie that saw the kid and asked to take a photo of the goon. 

“I saw the guy in Jeans shorts, and I said to Wolfie that I have to get a picture of this. It might be the last time we see the elusive ‘JeanShorticus Rex’.”

“Man they were pretty tight too” laughed Eddie. “I said to the kid, ‘What do skinny jeans and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom!”