Ed Sheeran Buys Severed Arm of Def Leppard Drummer at Sick Auction!

Apparently singer Ed Sheeran has a dark side. A sick, twisted, dark side. The chubby little ginger headed singer purchased the severed arm of Rick Allen. Allen, is the drummer for Def Leppard who lost his arm in an accident in 1984.

The severed arm was apparently picked up on the side of the road by a passerby, Spencer McCallister. McCallister took the arm home and put it in his freezer. “I had no idea who the arm belonged to but I knew someone would be looking for it. When I read that it belonged to a famous rock drummer, I knew it would be worth money someday. So I put it next to my frozen sausages and waited.”

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Sheeran purchased the limb at an auction for $250,000. Bidding was fierce as Sheeran battled an anonymous French businessman and Mark Zuckerberg for the arm. The bidding war ended when Zuckerberg dropped out and conceded the prize to Sheeran.  

Sheeran is a collector of the macabre, and specializes in severed body parts. In his collection is, the severed head of Jayne Mansfield, the severed penis of John Bobbitt, the finger of Jerry Garcia and the prize of his collection, Adolf Hitlers shriveled atrophied testicles. 

Sheeran’s eyes light up when asked about his collection. “It’s a lovely hobby” said Sheeran, “I am a fan of history and these items are part of history. Nothing is better than spending a Sunday morning looking through spare body parts.”

“I have my eye on a few items that I would love to own. I am currently in negotiation for Winston Churchill’s dentures and John Lennon’s pubes. However, the holy grail for me would be to obtain Tupac’s kidney.”

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