Drunken Ryan Seacrest Inappropriate Behavior on Red Carpet!

An obviously drunk (allegedly) Ryan Seacrest acted incredibly inappropriate on the red carpet prior to this year’s Oscar’s, causing quite an uproar.

In the wake of the #MeToo movement, the sloppy Seacrest accosted women on the red carpet, exposed himself and asked Kathy Bates to pull his finger. During one interview, Seacrest humped Jane Fonda like a dog, and repeatedly called her comrade Jane. Seacrest then continually called Laura Dern “sir”, and wished her good luck in the best actor category.  

Seacrest also made racial comments, calling ‘Parasite’ Director Bong Joon Ho, “Ching Chong Chow” and telling him to fetch another whiskey sour. Seacrest then proceeded to hand his valet parking ticket to Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda. “It’s the Black Mercedes”, snickered Seacrest, as he slipped a $5 bill into Miranda’s pocket. 

Seacrest’s publicist attributed the erratic behavior to nerves, muscle relaxers and a half dozen whiskey sours. 

Seacrest told Viola Davis that he wanted to sop up her with a biscuit, and was eventually escorted out after singing “Brown Sugar” to performer Cynthia Erivo.