Dr Dre Named Head of Neurosurgery At Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

The Offers came pouring in for rapper/producer Dr Dre after his impressive performance during the Super bowl halftime show. One offer was particularly intriguing for Dre and he accepted immediately.

Dre, along with Snoop Dogg, Fifty Cent and a bunch of others we cant recall at this time, put on a critically acclaimed and fan favorite halftime show. There was rapping, dancing, smoking, lights and tons of excitement. Dre presided over the festivities like the hip-hop boss that he is.

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Dr. Dre, who’s real name is Andre Romelle Young is the producer, rapper and mogul who put Compton and West Coast rap on the map when he founded NWA. He is the founder and CEO of Aftermath Entertainment and Beats Electronics, and previously co-founded, co-owned, and was the president of Death Row Records.

Dr Dre Named Head of Neurosurgery At Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

He was so impressed with the halftime show that Cedars-Sinai CEO Donald Harwood immediately offered Dr Dre the position of head of neurosurgery. “I really enjoyed the show” said Harwood. “I fancy myself somewhat of a rapper. Back in college I was on a dance crew and I can still lay down some pretty nifty beats. My colleagues love when I do my human beat box. So anyway, we had an opening and everyone seems to like and trust Dr. Dre. It may have been the White Claws talking, but I reached out to Dre and immediately. This morning there was an email from Dre and he gladly accepted the position.”

What Could Go Wrong?

Harwood continued, “We were in our daily staff meeting today when I made the announcement. I felt silly when other staff members let me know that Dre is not actually a doctor and that he never attended medical school and knows nothing about surgery. Boy was there egg on my face, but the horse was out of the barn by then and I figured what the heck, what could go wrong? ”

Dre told Madhouse News, “Damn Skippy I accepted. Who wouldn’t want to be head of neurosurgery. That is a gangsta title. I am a MF brain surgeon b*tch! How hard can it be anyway. Anything I don’t know I will look up on youTube.”