Donald Fagen Tears Perineum Crowd Surfing at Heavy Metal Concert

Steely Dan frontman Donald Fagen tore his perineum while crowd surfing at a Heavy Metal Concert in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. It is not widely known that Fagen is a huge Heavy Metal fan and attends multiple Metal fests and concerts during the year. That is of course when he is not touring with his own band. Anyway during this particular show things got out of hand if you will and Donald ended up with his nether regions tore to pieces.

Donald Fagen is the brains, co-founder, songwriter, arranger, producer, singer, keyboardist for Steely Dan. He met Walter Becker at Bard College as the two were reaching for the last ‘bear claw’ at the college ‘Rathskeller’. They formed Steely Dan, threw out all the band members and hired extremely talented black studio musicians and stopped touring until they ran out of money.

Jazz, Ping-Pong and Heavy Metal

Fagen is a big fan of Jazz, Ping-Pong and Heavy Metal. He claims that he taught the devil horns to Ronnie James Dio and once lost a ping-pong match to Ozzy Osbourne in Helsinki, Finland. Steely Dan sold millions of albums and were inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. VH1 ranked Steely Dan at No. 82 on their list of the 100 Greatest Musical Artists of All Time, right behind Color Me Badd. Steely Dan began touring again when they realized you get more chicks on the road than in the studio.

Donald Fagen Tears Perineum Crowd Surfing at Heavy Metal Concert

Anyway, Donald was attending the Pesado Metal Caliente Gigante Festival in Brazil as he does every January. “It was a great lineup this year” said Fagen. “The show included Life of Agony, Biohazard, Megadeth and many others. When Dying Fetus started their set I went into the pit and went wild.”

Donald Fagen Loves Crowd Surfing

Fagen continued, “The pit was sick, I was throwing fists, elbows, roundhouse kicks, you name it. I was really in a zone when I decided to stage dive. The crowd caught me and I just went with it. As you may have heard, people tend to get handsy when you are crowd surfing. A lot of time you end up getting penetrated, groped, prodded and poked, but it’s all in good clean fun. Some Women have reported being impregnated while crowd surfing.”

“Anyway, whatever happened I ended up with a torn perineum. If you don’t know what the perineum is, its the area between the anus and the scrotum. Or as you may call it, the taint. It aint the sack and it aint the butthole. At this point, I am guessing someone inserted a finger but ended up hooking it. Tore me a new one and it hurt like the dickens. You don’t know pain until that happens. I ended up staying in the pit for the but was limping and hurting. After the show was over I went to the Doctor and he pathed me up. I am good as gold now.”