Don Felder Wearing Only Underwear Detained in LA Cemetery

Guitarist Don Felder, formerly of The Eagles, wearing only underwear, was detained and questioned at Forest Lawn cemetery in L.A after police responded to a break-in.

Felder told authorities it was his birthday and he was visiting his old friend, Glenn Frey’s grave. “I miss my friend, but he was a jerk to me sometimes. I played him my new song I wrote, then I pooped on his grave.” 

Cemetery caretaker, Dane Lynch, informed Felder, that he had the wrong grave. “Musician Glenn Frey of The Eagles was cremated and his ashes scattered”, said Lynch. “You pooped on the grave of Glen Fray, the tugboat Captain. You pooped on the wrong grave and now I have to clean that up.”

Felder was led away as he was screaming “Damn you Glenn, I could have sung “Victim of Love” much better than Henley. Let me try it one more time.”