Dolly Parton Claims Rob Halford Was “Vibing” On Her

Country legend Dolly Parton claims that Metal God Rob Halford was “vibing” on her hard during their live performance together at The Rock Hall of Fame. Dolly made the claims during an interview with Auto Trader Magazine. Halford and Parton recorded a song together titled “Bygones”.

Dolly told Timothy Peters of Auto Trader Magazine, “When we were singing Jolene together, let’s just say he rose to the occasion. I asked him if that was a tube of chapstick in his pocket or he was just glad to see me. He told me that he was catching feelings for me and asked me to marry him. Rob is a very nice man, I love him but I am already married and I understand he is on the other team. Not that there is anything wrong with that. People just get caught up in the moment.”

Dolly Parton & Rob Halford

Halford replied, “Well I do love Dolly and I will admit I was fully aroused on stage while singing Jolene. Dolly is an International treasure. Now everyone knows I am on the other team and I am basically a gold star member. The only time I have ever been with a woman was by accident. I tripped and fell into it as they say. The excitement of being on that stage and so close to Dolly really was a thrill. However, I came down real fast when I saw that guy Pink. I thought it was Eddie Izzard for chrissakes. That was a splash of cold water in the face for sure. I turtled real quick at that point.”

Dolly Parton Claims Rob Halford Was “Vibing” On Her

Rob continued, “Dolly and I met for the first time at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. She came out looking absolutely fantastic, and started tickling my beard. I nearly had my Willy out because she wanted to see all my tattoos. Now Dolly Parton is tickling my beard! So I thought: Well, this is off to a good start. She asked me if I knew Jolene. Of course I said yes, I love it. So we ended up singing Jolene side-by-side. I could have cut diamonds with little Elvis at that point, It’s mad.”

When the news of Halford’s infatuation broke, Judas Priest fan Todd Wilchek screamed, “I knowed it, I knowed it. I knew that Rob was on our team. There was no way the metal god and frontman of Judas Priest could be on the other team. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but I am glad to have him back on our team now. It took a good woman like Dolly to bring him back to the fold.”

Halford retorted, “As much as I love Dolly, I am sticking with my team. I was, as the kids today say, vibing on her, crushing on her and catching feelings. However now that the excitement of the moment has worn off I am back as a full fledged, gold star, card carrying member and top dog on my team. I will always dream of Dolly though.”