DNA Confirms Elvis Presley’s Love Child With Hollywood Starlet

Elvis Presley’s Love Child!? A DNA test established “with scientific certainty” that Elvante’ Hemphill is the son of Elvis Presley and comedic actress Shirley Hemphill. Hemphill, was a stand up comedian and best known as Shirley on the TV show, “What’s Happening”. Elvis was a popular singer of the 1950s. Elvis and Shirley had a tumultuous on again off again relationship during most of the 1970’s.

Chocolate Thunder

The two met when Shirley was working as a waitress in Los Angeles and Elvis stopped in for a milkshake. They soon became inseparable. Elvis called Shirley ‘his little milk dud’ and ‘chocolate thunder’. Shirley called Elvis ‘her little redneck’.

Uncle Elvis

Elvante’ appeared on the Maury Povich show recently where Maury confirmed that “Elvis, You are the Father!” Elvante’ discussed in detail how ‘Uncle Elvis’ would often come around and Elvis and his mom would order takeout and watch TV until Elvis would announce,’It’s time to get some stankie on the hang down’. “I had no idea what that meant and I vomit in my mouth now every time I think about it. It never dawned on me that Elvis was my father until after my mother died and I found all the love letters. Then i noticed the resemblance.”

“Elvis was head over heels in love” – said Ernest Thomas who played Roger “Raj” Thomas on “What’s Happening”, “Elvis was always on the set and I remember he once asked Shirley for a ‘favor’ – Would you run round the block four times, and then lend me your pants…The room went dead quiet for a few seconds, then both Shirley and Elvis started laughing their heads off.”

Shirley Loves Elvis

Then one day, just as suddenly as it started – Elvis just stopped calling Shirley. And he didn’t return her calls. She sent a telegram: I Just Don’t Understand, but didn’t get an answer. One day she ran into a couple of Elvis’ buddies on Sunset Boulevard, and she asked what was wrong. They pretended not to know who she was and called the police on her.

Elvante’ is a comedian and singer and has plans to change his name to Elvante’ Presley and release an album of covers of his Daddy’s songs.