Democrat Leaders Accuse Bernie Sanders Of Turning Tricks in College
As Bernie Sanders surges to take the lead in the California presidential primary polls, Democratic leaders have leaked a story that Bernie turned tricks in College.
An anonymous source who goes by the name “Bo Jiden”, leaked the story that in the 1960’s Bernie was a chicken hawk and sold sexual favors to older men for cash.
Sanders allegedly hung around the corner of 53rd Street and 3rd Avenue in Manhattan, New York, where he paraded around and sold his wares to Japanese businessmen. The area was a section of what was known as “the Loop,” which also boasted gay bars such as Rounds and Red.
Sanders commented “Hey I did what I had to do. There’s no shame in my game. Life is tough for the street denizens out at night. Even tougher if you’re there to perform sexual favors in exchange for a drug fix when you’re sweating from withdrawals, and to add to your misery, “you’re the one they never pick! I wasn’t exactly handsome you know. Did you see what I looked like in college. Jeez times were hard.”
Sanders camp was scrambling to do damage control and gave a press release saying: “This disgusting rumor is unequivocally false. There is no truth to this at all. Bernie was way too ugly to prostitute.”
