David Crosby’s Prostate Falls Out on Stage!

Musician David Crosby had quite the mishap during a recent concert. Crosby was singing when his prostate fell out, right onto the stage in front of a shocked audience.

Crosby was performing a concert in Durham, North Carolina and things were going well. The first set went off without a hitch and everyone was having a nice time. Crosby was looking a little tired during the second set, but was still in good voice. During “Wooden Ships”, Crosby sneezed and his prostate dropped right out of his body. 

“It fell out of his pants leg, and slapped on the stage like a dead fish” said concert goer Ellen Guarante. “I had no idea what it was at first, but then I realized it was his prostate. In my life, I have been around my fair share of prostates, so I know a prostate when i see one. I let out a big scream and then I fainted.” 

Crosby seem startled and stared at the prostate for a few seconds, before a roadie ran out, scooped the organ up and threw it into a jar of formaldehyde. Crosby joked “Oh that’s where that thing went, I have been looking for that for years. Take my prostate, please. Now maybe I won’t have to wake up in the middle of the night to use the restroom.”

Almost Cut My Hair

Crosby went on to finish the set and then came out for an encore, performing “I Almost Cut My Hair”.  Crosby commented “Well that’s what happens when you abuse your body for 55 years. Things like this are bound to happen. I wonder if they do prostate transplants.”

The prostate was donated to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and will be prominently display in their new Woodstock Exhibit. It will be featured next to Janis Joplin’s underpants and Jerry Garcia’s finger.

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