Dancing Trump to Perform at Super Bowl Halftime Show

An unnamed source has informed Madhouse Sports that Donald J Trump will perform a special dance routine during the halftime show. 

Donald, long known for his dancing skills, is a good friend of ‘The Weeknd’, who is the headliner for today’s extravaganza. “Ssshhhh” said The Weeknd, “It’s supposed to be top secret. Don is my boy, he can dance his a$$ off. We have been working all week on this. It’s going to be off the hook, off the charts.”

Celebrities took to twitter to express their excitement. “My boy DJT is going to be dancing on the big stage today” tweeted Adam Levine. “He def moves like Jagger.” Carly Simon posted “Nobody Does it Better. Love You Donnie.”

It is also rumored that DJT will perform ‘Party Monster’ with The Weeknd. “That’s my jam” said President Trump. “I am the original party monster. I am going to rock that $hit!” Trump has above average rapping skills in addition to his excellent dancing skills. 

Last year, Rapper Ice Cube joined President Trump at his rally in Wisconsin, and the pair performed a rousing version of ‘Straight Outta Compton”. The Wisconsin crowd was in shock when Donald introduced Ice Cube as a “crazy mother effer with attitude, just like me.” Donald and Cube hugged and then broke into the song. Donald was dancing, hip shaking and even a little break dancing, then took to the mic. 

J-Lo tweeted “Donald taught me everything I know about dancing, I am in awe.” Shakira posted “DJT hips don’t lie. You go boy.” Bruce Springsteen even stated, “Anyone that can dance like that can’t be all bad. Maybe I was wrong about him.”