Crosby Stills Nash Replace Neil Young With Joe Rogan

There is a new development in the case of Neil Young vs Joe Rogan and Spotify. One day after Spotify announced it was dropping Neil Young in favor of Joe Rogan, Young took another hit. His former bandmates announced they are reuniting but replacing him with Joe Rogan.

Crosby, Stills & Nash are reuniting but have chosen to add Joe Rogan as the fourth member instead of Neil Young. “It was the perfect answer” said David Crosby. “It is true that I am a pain in the arse and I have alienated all of my former bandmates, but it was Young who was blocking a reunion. He was mad at me because I called his skank wife a skank. Neil poisoned the other members against me.”

Sings Like An Angel

Crosby continued, “Neil tried to replace me many times so it hit me when I read the news about his current situation. I thought to myself, Oh man if only Rogan could sing. I reached out to Rogan and found out he sings like an angel. Let’s be honest, Neil is talented but his voice is quite horrifying if you think about it. Joe has a rich deep baritone. He fits in perfectly. Much better than Neil’s nails on a chalkboard voice. Plus Rogan shreds on the guitar and can write symphonies.”

Crosby Stills Nash Replace Neil Young With Joe Rogan

Crosby, Stills & Nash formed in 1968 and released their debut album in 1969. They added Neil Young as a full time member in the summer of 1969 and their second gig ever was at Woodstock. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young released their first album, Déjà Vu, in March 1970 and it was a huge success. They broke up later that year due to in fighting and all of the members being huge jerks. The members all enjoyed success with solo careers and reunited from time to time in many different permutations.

When asked for comment, Stephen Stills and Graham Nash responded in unison. “Who cares? We only agreed to this for the money and the fact that Joe Rogan will choke David Crosby out if he acts up.”

CSN&R

The new band, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Rogan will record a new album and do a world tour this spring and summer. The band will make their first appearance on Rogan’s podcast this week. The entire tour will be sponsored by Spotify.