Courtney Love’s Dog, “Puddles”, Writes Devastating Tell All Book

“Puddles”,the longtime companion and beloved dog of Courtney Love, has written a devastating warts and all account of his life with Courtney.

The book entitled, “The Things I Have Seen”,was written by Puddles with the help of famed dog psychologist and interpreter, Bob Rooker. Puddles, age 9 in dog years, decided to write the book after Love yelled at him for peeing on the carpet.

I Know Things

“When word got out that I was writing the book, Courtney had me neutered and then tried to have me put to sleep. I bit her ass and ran. Then I never looked back” said Puddles. “I know things. Let’s just say Epstein didn’t hang himself and Kurt didn’t shoot himself.”

Courtney Love’s Dog, “Puddles”, Writes Devastating Tell All Book

Puddles continued, “People don’t censor themselves around dogs. They feel safe and let their guard down. But let me tell you, dogs have ears. We can’t speak yet, but we hear and understand everything. Now, with the help of our interpreters, we can get our thoughts out to the public. By the way, why is it that when dogs do have the ability to speak on TV and cartoons, they usually speak like 2 year old human morons. If a dog elevates itself to learn how to speak, I can assure you they will not say, ’Rut-Roh’.”

The Smoking Gun?

The book documents Puddles first hand experiences living with Love. It also publishes the journals of Puddles mother, “Violet”. “My Mother told me everything” said Puddles. “She was just a puppy in 1994 when Kurt died. She remembered everything and Rooker wrote it down. We have dates, times and evidence. The Seattle police or as Mom called them, The Keystone Cops, said they may reopen the case based on this new evidence.”

Love, the widow of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain is said to be very disappointed in Puddles. “Puddles is a bad dog, A very bad dog. His mother Violet is a bitch. They are a family of liars. They peed all over my rugs and cannot be trusted.”