Coronavirus Outbreak Traced Back to ZZ Top Beards!
The recent coronavirus outbreak has been traced directly back to the beards of ZZ Top members Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons.
This Coronavirus strain known as COVID-19 originated in Wuhan China. Most of the initial cases occurred in people who worked at or visited the Huanan seafood market in Wuhan, China, where a variety of wild animals were sold.
The CDC knew the 2019-nCoV likely originated in bats, however, no bats were sold at the Huanan seafood market, which suggested that another yet-to-be-identified animal acted as a steppingstone of sorts to transmit the virus to humans.
This week The CDC announced that the missing link was ZZ Top. The band was on tour in China and frequently ate ‘Bat’ Chili from local street vendors. The Chili was made with the meat of local Bats. Billy and Dusty would also often eat raw fish, squid, dolphin, snakes and other delicacies at the local seafood market.
Apparently the beards acted as the perfect house for the coronavirus. The band transported the virus from city to city and country to country. A 2019 study determined that ZZ Top actually have more germs in their beards than in a dog’s butt.
When asked for comment Billy Gibbons stated “Corona who? no thanks I’m good but I could go for a nice Bud Light”.
The band is currently quarantined in a bubble at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas.
SEE: https://madhousemagazine.com/zz-top-beards-have-more-germs-than-a-dogs-butt-study-finds/
